Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Rules Rules and More Rules, always dragging a girl down!

So I got a lovely letter from the WI bar examiners chalk full of rules for test day and full of prohibited items. Such as regardless whether the Concourse wants to blow frigid air on us no jackets will be allowed, obviously for fear that we would line them with Convisor as opposed to something that would keep us warm. For the same reason I assume all sweatshirts/sweaters must be either worn or hanging over the back of your chair.  So my question is what if I have a long sleeve shirt printed with all the rules of evidence on it, wear it and merely look at myself a lot during the test, there was nothing prohibiting that in there!!!! Also no flip flops, they clearly don't understand that the only tan lines I currently have are from my flip flops and they really aren't shoes but an extension of my body for the 5 warm months of the year and without them I will feel naked during the exam.  P.S. for those of you loving flip flops as well J.Crew had a bunch on sale on Friday for 9.99 plus 25% off, crazy I know, final sale only though.  Also not only can I not have a pink pen, sigh, I shall live, I cannot even bring my own pens, they will be provided because perhaps I shall bring one that talks back to me or something and while I can bring pencils they have to be wooden. Can anyone remember the last time they used a wooden pencil? I think it was art class in high school. I have to use this pencil for 6 hours, are they going to pay for the medication its going to take to numb that blister? Because Im experiencing pain just thinking about it. But really the most important question it leaves me pondering is what type of CANDY I want to bring, I love candy and am allowed a small bag like either a normal bag of candy such as skittles would come in or a ziplock snack bag full of a mixture, the purpose is to keep us hyped up and alert for the exam, I think Im leaning toward a mixture of candy any suggestions out there as to what the best candy to keep you going is????

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