Dear Wisconsin Bar Examiners...

How many people give up like 6 six days before, because I really really want to? Could you maybe cut me some slack and at least let me type the essays though since I'm pretty sure I will fail them better I write them at least it may seem like I wrote more.  Thanks A

 P.S. If you could avoid civil procedure I would really appreciate it, how about just torts and criminal law that sounds fabulous!! 

P.P.S. Can I wear wellies and fill the extra room around my legs with candy? It would really save room in my baggie

Things I will do if I survive this and am greatly looking forward to:

1. Sleep

2. Have a Golden Girls marathon in honor of Estelle Getty (RIP Sophia)

3. Ride all the rides at the County Fair

4. Visit my long lost GPB sorority sisters in Madison

5. Go shopping for all things pink and green and for shoes and handbags and oh so much fun

6. Read as much fictional nonsense as I can cram into my brain in order to flush away all the legal nonsense I am trying to memorize

7. Take the El to the dog park as much as she would like (She would live there if she could sadly no fence for her to have semi-freedom here yet)

8. Clean my house and reunite myself with above par personal hygiene (for those of you also taking the bar I promise I will resort back to that upon my arrival in Madison, some people may consider lack of personal hygiene as some strange tactic to divert other test takers however I will not resort to that, primarily because I think it would harm me more than you)

9. Get a massage or mani/pedi something where all I have to do is sit there listlessly

10. Spend as much time with J to make up for the ignoring and studying over the past however long.