Sunday, July 20, 2008

Limited increase in intelligence...

In what I believe is a direct correlation to my limited focus on the law but most specifically those subjects specifically on the Bar, the following things have greatly deteriorated:
1. My spelling abilities (be glad I edit)
2. My typing abilities (see notation above)
3. My Patience-why won't the El stop barking, we specifically got a Basset because people rave about their stellar personalities, laziness, determination in eating themselves to death, and abilities with kids, well Ella loves to bark at me when she's peeved like a raged teenager, my little cousins are terrified of her and while she would definitely eat herself to death if let she is actually pretty small for a Basset oh and she runs Nascar like circles around our living room/kitchen in a race against herself, really a healthy study environment, but at least she's fashionable she has claimed our new hounds tooth chair for herself
4. Personal Hygiene ( Sad I know and really a bit gross but does Conviser or my Ipod really care if I smell or how frequently I wash my hair, though J and El might, I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that washing your hair is overrated, maybe my stylist will at least approve of this new bad habit)
5. Alcohol Tolerance (for those of you who know me if it wasn't bad enough it is even worse, I had one drink last night and woke up hungover apparently bacardi lemon does that to me now, sad again)

Lastly, while studying Criminal Law I cannot help but contemplate the various crimes I would commit for Diploma Privilege!!! 

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